Here are a couple dozen bits of Wit and/or Wisdom. I know where about half of them came from and the other half could be from T-shirts. What appeals to you?
Humor is the anesthetic of the mind. (Trevor Noah)
There are only two seasons: Winter and Baseball. (Bill Veeck)
Love is how excited your dog gets when you come home.
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention. (Ramsey Bolton, Game of Thrones)
I saw people through the window today. That’s enough social interaction.
The key to an 81 year marriage: “I always let him have my way.”
I tremble for my country when I realize God is just. (Thomas Jefferson)
Some people don’t only have issues; they have whole subscriptions.
Sorry I’m late. I didn’t want to come.
Swing hard in case you hit it. (baseball advice)
If you are not outraged, you are not paying attention. (Time magazine)
I don’t care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives.
Women are only good for two things: bringing Life into the world, and making it worthwhile. (old TV show: Have Gun, Will Travel)
Humor always has a grain of truth. It may be the size of a grain of sand or a boulder.
I may not be flawless, but you know I have a diamond heart. (Lady Gaga)
It’s always darkest just before everything turns black. (Mark Shields)
I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not bacon.
Instead of “Have a Nice Day” I think I’ll start saying “Have the Day You Deserve.” You know, let Karma sort that out.
A crisis is never a crisis until it’s validated by a disaster. (Rev. William Sloane Coffin)
As someone said: If you can remember all of the 1960s, you weren’t there.
A well paid slave is still a slave. (Curt Flood)
When you grow up in Texas, you’re taught you’re a little bit bigger, a little bit better, a little bit tougher, and a little bit smarter than anybody else. It was rough on me when I got out in the world and found out I wasn’t. (Waylon Jennings)
Just because an idea is crazy doesn’t mean it’s wrong. (Voyager scientist)
Perhaps they are not Stars in the sky, but rather openings where our Loved Ones shine down to let us know They are happy.