Is this Your tee shirt?
I had to ask. In the above picture, is that your tee or T-shirt? What can be said about it: white, bright, blank, bland, boring, blah. It doesn’t have to be. Imagine words of your choosing on it –for yourself and other people to read, contemplate, and remember. Your shirt could make a statement demonstrating humor, wisdom, sarcasm, philosophy. Whatever you wish. Want to know more? Below, I’ve listed a few of the pithy sayings I found on shirts in a few of the 50+ catalogs I received this past Christmas season. Check them out. Hopefully, a few will cause you to smile.
My dog walks me every day.
Sorry I’m late but I don’t want to be here.
Exercise? I thought you said “extra fries.”
Think like a proton: Stay positive.
Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Listen. I’m a nice person. So if I’m mean to you, you need to ask yourself why.
I’d grow my own food if I could only find bacon seeds.
My cat can sleep longer than your cat.
I may be left handed, but I’m always right.
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.
Tomorrow: A mythical land where I get all my stuff done.
Aunt: like a Mom only cooler.
I’m not a proctologist …but I know an #??hole when I see one. (Sorry; I had to include this one. It’s so good.)
A little gray hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom.
Never laugh at your wife’s/husband’s choices. You were one of them.
Wine is to Women, as duct tape is to Men. It fixes everything.
I am NOT a control freak, but…can I show you the RIGHT way to do that?
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought though.
Always give 100% …unless you’re donating blood.
What’s another word for Synonym?
My password is the last 8 digits of Pi.
Pilots: looking down at people since 1903.
I’m going to stop asking: How dumb can you get? People seem to be taking it as a challenge.
I’m trying to be Independent. But no one will help me.
Never trust an ATOM. They make up everything.
I will wear black until they make a darker color.
At my age, I’m more apt to forget than to forgive.
Top Ten Reasons to Procrastinate: 1)
I put the PRO in PROcrastinate.
I would lose weight but I don’t like losing.
Read books NOT T-shirts.
When would be a good time to buy or receive “a talking T?” Christmas? Birthday? Father’s or Mother’s day? National Peanut Week? Take Your Dog to Work Day?
What statements would you like to make? Do you have a special one of your own in mind? Next Christmas, what will your NEW shirt say? There is just one guideline: Make sure your words suit you to a T. (Did you see that coming? Of course you did.)